Ben Walton Quote #2

"Hell. I'd do what."

Kewl

Unkewl

Ben Walton Quote

"Don't do that. Do it like this...do I do...300 dpi."

Poetry.

My Apple Mouse

Here's my mouse. Looks pretty cool right? Well guess what, it is a piece of shit. Bitch won't scroll down. Cool? Nah. I need to scroll down without clicking the tiny ass arrow or dragging the scroll dumbo bar. The Apple forums provide various techniques which don't do shit. I stuffed a bike pump with a basketball needle attached into the trackball hole and pumped some air in there to try and dislodge the idiot dust that is making my life harder. I lost. If the mouse does not clean up its act by the end of the day, I'm going to send it to the Staten Island landfill. I do not fuck with broke mice.