Shutup

Keep your beliefs to yourself. No one cares how much you love or hate G(g)od. Or science. Stop having personal conversations in front of sensitive people on purpose, asshole. If you're a dude, shut the hell up about abortion at your workplace.

Really? An abortion talk at work? And you're a dude? Jump off a cliff. The day you have say in the collective vagina of the nation is the day I pierce your heart with poison-tipped crossbow dart (a la Caddyshack II).