my goal in life

– is to bring people together.

The Definition of a Democrat

"Walk apologetically and carry a small stick." – Scott Cocchiere

Resucklicans pub.

nervous

I'm nervous today.

Shutup

Keep your beliefs to yourself. No one cares how much you love or hate G(g)od. Or science. Stop having personal conversations in front of sensitive people on purpose, asshole. If you're a dude, shut the hell up about abortion at your workplace.

Really? An abortion talk at work? And you're a dude? Jump off a cliff. The day you have say in the collective vagina of the nation is the day I pierce your heart with poison-tipped crossbow dart (a la Caddyshack II).

Best. National. Anthem. Ever.

The Media Has Failed

This shit is ridonkulous [sic]. Wasn't the media created to help secure checks + balances? Why have all newspapers become tabloids, and why has news tv become a public broadcasting of the blame game. I want information that will help better my existence – not redundant, biased opinions about issues that I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT.

I was on the elevator the other day and on the little news lcd thing I saw two stats back to back. One alcoholic beverage a day can reduce your risk for heart problems, and two a day can increase your risk for pancreatic cancer. Someone go patent the Beer-and-a-Half pill. Seriously, WHO FUCKING CARES. Omfg can I live mailyfe without knowing about all the shit that is going to kill me? I don't think they are going to hover over my death bed and eye me up and say, "Damn, dude shoulda drank more beerz."

Ben Walton Quote #3

"1 epid day day long day.
nights long. days young
we roll."